PLAYLIST: SOMEWHERE TO BE

Call Your Girlfriend - Barcelona (Robyn cover)
Beach Baby - Bon Iver
Skin, Warming Skin - Laura Gibson
Lily - The Dodos
Miss You - Foster the People
Petite Roses - Diane Cluck
I Found a Reason - Cat Power
Naive - The Kooks
Rome - Phoenix

I've got somewhere to be and that somewhere is in your heart!

Sorry for that random outburst. Anyway here it is, my playlist for October. I've been feeling down, hence the mostly depressing songs. Especially Beach Baby, oh my God. It's the epitome of my gloomy music. I love Bon Iver for it. Barcelona's cover of Robyn's Call Your Girlfriend is perfect in every possible way. Laura Gibson is my latest discovery. Her songs, Hands in Pockets and Spirited are also great. Thank God the world is able to produce people like her.

I hope you enjoy this playlist as much as I do. It's great for when you feel alone and you just want to cry. Most of the music I listen to are like that. So, if you are ever in need of sad songs, feel free to check out my playlists.

LOVE (AND IT'S UNFORTUNATE EFFECTS.)

Hello friends. Long time, no post. If anybody wants to know what I have been up to, I've just been mostly slugging along through life. I have a really bad case of colds and my small nose, as you all know because of my ridiculous blog title, is incapable of breathing when I get sick becuase of its tiny airway. In one post, I said that I don't think about love. Well, I LIED. Yeah, I know what you guys are thinking: Oooh, she's only thirteen and she says she has a love life. She's too young to understand what real love is. Oh no what's happening to her stupid generation. Just shut up, please. Times are different now. Thirteen year olds really do have love lives. There are kids who have more controversial ones. Because mine is currently nonexistant. Ugh. I hate people. (I really don't, but, can the universe just spare this pitious moment for my soul? I am in need of emotional renovation.)

And because of the aforementioned love life complexities, I've gone back to my pessimistic manners. Okay, back up. Before 6th grade, I was this cool emo kid who keeps quiet, talks only to a certain group of people, and is a total snob. But, after a while, I decided to talk to more people and voila! I am now this weird, geeky person who does not deserve to be called a human beng because she has no life. Mehehe. So yeah. I am back to my only-talking-to-a-few-people habit and I am once again a social hermit. I get like this when I'm lonely. I mean, I'm lonely all the time, but, when I'm super lonely, I revert back to said characteristics. And yes, the word super really does make a difference.

I don't like love. At all. I have no love for love. If that even makes sense. They say it's this magical, wondrous force that will make you feel all tingly and perfect inside. Ha! It's all bullcrap. It hurts people when it's not supposed to. Children should not be exposed to the concept of love (and all it's cruel, hurtful ways) until age thirty or something. Disney movies, I blame you! Love will only make you feel weird and depressed. Keep away from it. I'm warning you.

As of now, I have absolutely no clue what I am going to do about my current predicament. I think I am in love, but, I am trying not to get used to that idea, lest my feelings become true. And really, the person is just plain wrong. I feel so weird right now, sharing all of this on the internet. It's a good thing very few people read this. Only friends and classmates. Yeah. You guys know who you are.

So, I apologize for burdening you with my petty problems. And I am also very sorry for the lack of photos. My camera is currently being borrowed (and held hostage) by my brother. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's okay that he's borrowing it. It's not like I have anything to take photos of. Nyahaha. I guess this concludes today's post. Okay, bye. I might put up a playlist soon. I am promising nothing.

10.2.12

The only reason I'm updating is because I feel like it. I'm warning you though, if you do not want to become a lot bored-er than you already are, stop reading this post. But, if you think this meager blog is interesting enough for you or if you just want to amuse yourself with the way I write my shit posts, then, by all means, my friend! Read on!

So, it's the second day of October and I am hoping that this month would be better than the last one. Although, I do not think that is possible due to fact that report cards will be given on the 13th. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm wishing for high grades since I already know that that is impossible for me to achieve. Okay, maybe not impossible. I just lack the effort, that's all. Anyway, enough of my stupid rambling about things that you, dear reader, do not give a shit about.

THE MARK OF ATHENA IS OUT TODAAAY!! Let's all be unicorns and roll on glitter and cotton candy together!

I know this doesn't count as my writing nonsense, but, I just have to type it in here. I wrote a letter to a friend and this is part of it that I found absolutely hilarious: "I like turtles. I don't like love because it hurts people even though it's not supposed to." I really have no clue why I find that funny. I realize now that it's pretty depressing. Oh God, I am weird.

I have been told that I am an ineffective hacker. I hacked my friend's Twitter account and they figured out who it was before I even got to tweet the good stuff. Most probably because I am the only hacker that would post geeky things like "I AM A DARK WIZARD, A SUPPORTER OF VOLDEMORT!!" and "My identity!! It has been compromised!!" <---- the actual fucking tweets. And, according to my friend, I "type weirdly." I told her I just type the way I write. I actually capitalize the first letter of the sentence and I use punctuation marks. I also rarely use shortcuts. I will have to formulate a way to cover up my hacker flaws and become the perfect hacker! Although, that would mean giving up my grammar and spelling values.

Okay, I'm ending this blog post with another funny GIF:

9.30.12

It's the last day of September! Someone wake up Billie Joe Armstrong! Okay, I realize I've just made the corniest joke of all time. Forgive me. Insanity has affected 63% of my brain.

So, I bought The Family Fang by Kevin Wilson last Friday. It was brilliant. I'm not even kidding. It contains a lot of bad words and other mature adult things so if you are my age and your parents are conservative, best not let them know you're reading it. Anyway, the book is about the Fang family and the parents, Caleb and Camille, they're these eclectic performance artists with a whole different view on contemporary art. Their children, Annie and Buster (Caleb and Camille call them Child A and Child B), have long since left them to their own devices. But, when their careers and lives have come crashing down on them, Annie and Buster are forced to retreat back to their parents' house. Basically, they all have an insane time. So in conclusion: KEVIN WILSON IS A GENIUS. GO READ THE FAMILY FANG NOW.

I wrote a depressing two-line poem about the going away of Ms. Rivera, our temporary English student teacher. Here it is:

Let's all wallow in despair,

Dig a hole and die there.

Pretty deep, huh? I'm kidding.

I haven't had anything to blog about so I'm very sorry for the lack of interesting things I put here.

Here's a tradgic GIF of a cat and a balloon to make up for it.

9.15.12

Hell Week is over. Basically, every exam week is hell week. Okay, maybe every week that isn't summer. Ha-ha. Anyway, it's been a shit Saturday so far. I was actually supposed to go "jogging" this morning with my parents, but, the rain was a bummer. My dad's been changing his lifestyle. He's dead set on getting thinner. I'm just going because there's a Saturday market where he jogs and he says there's a load of food there.

FUN FACT TO CHEER YOU UP: You are dying right now.

So on to other things, you'd think that a solo artist with no backing band on concerts would be boring. I mean, I think that. But, apparently, one man has proven me wrong. I watched Ed Sheeran's iTunes Festival performance and he is amazing. WATCH IT HERE NOW!